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1. The act of oral sex and anal fisting at the same time.
2. An instrument of the brass section, often acclaimed for it's range of low and high pitches. Mostly seen in full bands, orchestras, woodwind and brass ensembles.
Makayla L. just French Horned me. The BJ was great but the fisting was awful! I can't shit or sit!
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When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal
Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn
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The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.
That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.
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The act of purposely farting while receiving oral sex.
Jane was blowing me and I made her play the French Horn! *High-Five*
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When a woman sticks her fist up a man's ass while giving him a blow job, similar to how one plays a french horn.
"Tammy gave me a wicked French Horn last night. My ass still hurts."
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The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.
French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.
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Brass instrument taken up by those who wish to continue their musical studies, but have failed at playing the trumpet, trombone, or anything else metallic with a mouthpiece. French horn players are the butt of most jokes in band class, though they usually admit that "they deserve it."
Also commonly referred to as "the trumpet's ugly little brother."
Kate: "I play the French horn, which is a bad instrument."
Mr. Lange: "That's right, Katie."
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