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1. The new kids of a high school.
2. The ones you see scared and looking around the school trying to find their first period class.
1. Guy 1: Who are those kids?
Guy 2: They're fresh meat aka freshmen.
2. Freshmen: Excuse me but where is room 101?
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A newcomer to High School some are shy and antisocial and want to stay out of your way. Others are mature and respectful and respect their upperclassmen but some are immature little shits!
Group of Sophomores having conversation at lunch and than a group of freshmen appear.
Freshmen 1: DOD I WAZ LIVE AT CALL OF DUTY!
Freshmen 2: Nah you were gay and sucked your dads dick!
Freshmen 3: Guys please don't argue it makes me nervous
Sophomore: Shut the fuck up and go sit some where else kiddos.
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(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:
Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.
Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.
Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.
Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.
The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.
Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.
The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.
The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.
The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.
Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."
Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
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1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues
3. Human boners
4. Modern Day Slaves
5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists.
"Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?"
"All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen"
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uses juuls. they think there cool and date seniors. flexes with everything they have. the day bad words thinking there cool. freshmen are the most racist peole on earth
do u see that guy?
yeah he’s probably a freshmen
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Freshmen in high school or college who are slightly cooler than the normal band of newbies, and often have upperclassmen friends.
We're so fresh we're not just freshmen we're FRESHmen.
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