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A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.
"Amy, please pass the wild bisexual sado-masochistic sex orgy."
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When you press the wrong keyboard shortcut, causing you to quit the current application, particularly when that application is a distraction, as if your brain is suggesting that you get back to work.
I must have better things to do. I just freudian quit IRC.
When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...
Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"
"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".
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when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
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That awkward moment when your spellcheck knows what you wanted to say better than you do...
I was trying to type something "annually" about these two guy best friends and my spellcheck suggested "anally" .... freudian spellcheck!
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When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.
Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"
You meant to call somebody and absent-mindedly call someone else. Usually the person you keep thinking about.
Its a freudian slip on phone dialpad.
Last night I Freudian misdialled my crush instead of my mom.