Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white
I just did a massive fried egg in Aramis' room
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White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."
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When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil
Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg
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An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"
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When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.
Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...
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The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.
Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
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the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.
Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"
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