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When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.
you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount