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When nobody fucking likes you bitch.
Because you’re an ugly ass bitch.
Girl: fuck off, I don’t like you
Boy: (friendzone)
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It's the point when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like a brother, or a lamp.
Guy 1: "Man I want her back!"
Guy 2: "Then why don't you ask her out again?"
Guy 1: "She said she just wants to be friends."
Guy 2 "Damn, she just put you in the friendzone! I feel bad for you bro."
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The Frienzone is when you are permanently known as a "friend", and you will never be more than friends.
A place of no return, it's 25 to life.
"Oh him? No he's just a friend"
"Dude, you just got friendzoned"
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Is a misogynistic term used by males who befriend females for the soul purpose of getting in their pants, but are unable to because the female is either uninterested, dating someone already, or has some other reason.
A person who uses this term usual feels victimized because the girl doesn't dish out, and the female is characterized as being the bad guy for not reciprocating his feelings.
Guy 1: For 2 years I've listened to her problems, comforted her, took care of her when she was sick, been her friend...But she still won't dump her douche boyfriend even though I am clearly better for her. I'm stuck in the friendzone
Guy 2: I know that feel bro, girls are bitches sometimes
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The space between the words 'girl friend'
Tom wanted to date Amy but she was just his girl friend so he became friendzoned.
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The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.
Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....
Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...
Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!
Then they have sex...
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A guy is great friends with a girl on many levels, save for anything intimate. Possibly the best 'zone' to be in, as a male.
The guy is privy to many a little known facts.
She'll give him a hug if he's down, not just because he got her flowers.
Emotional support is usually mutual, and beneficial.
Best part: You will never fight. As friends, one of you will say something silly or with innuendo, and it'll be back to normally conversation.
George: Bro, I'm so happy to be in the friendzone with Cathy.
Lucas: WTF man? That means you'll never date her or get shit!
George: Psh, I don't care. I can play games with her anytime, we joke all the time, never fight, and hang out so often!
Lucas: Man, you be tripping. If you aren't getting booty, you have no reason to be up in there.
George: Got it all wrong man, the Friendzone is the place to be.
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