A person who takes the cock in their mouth and enjoys it.
O my, that guy is a front-end loader!
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Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.
Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!
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The sensation felt when your best web developer and friend leaves the company you work for.
See Also: maudlin
"Why is that guy standing there with a database & dll, and looking around in confusion?"
"Hmm, perhaps he's suffering from Phantom Front-End-Guy"
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A girl’s vagina when seen through her pants, esp. in a seated position.
I messed up my titration the other day. My partner was sitting on a lab stool, and I got distracted by her Volkswagen front-end.
Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?