fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

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Fruit swole up

When you suck a dick that has a fruit roll up rolled around it.

I can believe I gave my Grandpa a a fruit swole up last night.

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Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

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Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

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Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

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Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.

MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.

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The Fruit Roll Up

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.

-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"

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