This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day
Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.
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Girls have to try the hardest they can to french kiss( or even further) their crush while their crush tries to not cooperate with his crush.
Jean, we have to do the Try to fuck crush december challenge, it´s really hard.
Alicia, my boyfriend has already started this last year, we have not fucked in the last year.
February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
Someone who you have a crush on, only sexually.
Tim: yo u got a crush on that chick she a hella cute
Brad: sorta she bad af id hit it then quit it she sorta like a fuck crush