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Free Fuck Day is A day where you can ask anyone on July, 1 To Get Some Free Sex! And They Have to Agree. Also, Dont be a simp
Person 1: Hey! You! Wanna Fuck? It's free Fuck Day!
Person 2: i- what- uh...Yeah okay!
National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians
It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!
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8/6 (August Sex)
This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.
Remember:
"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"
This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.
My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"
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On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.
*planets align.
Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!
Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.
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National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.
Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?
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May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on
Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi
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