Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.

1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

fuck you in your mouth

Oral sex, espically very vigously

"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"

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I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.

David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

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Fuck 'em with the mouth shut

A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.

The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"

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shut your fucking mouth

Boi shut your fucking mouth

Nigga shut your fucking mouth or i'm gonna kick your ass

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Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

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I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

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