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Fuck me in the ass
Fuck me in the ass hajime hinata
Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.
girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass
boy 1: okay !
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Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
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When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.
an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"
Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"
Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
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