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Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
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Are you serious?
Are you joking?
Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!
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When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
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A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .
"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou
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an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
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1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.
Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.
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Beau is a fucking obese dick
Beau is a fucking obese dick
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