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someone that sports w/ plugs in their ears a shaved head and wears a tie to work
god eric! i told u yesterday don't look like one of those fuck jobs
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This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu
DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "
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The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.
Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.
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The music of Persian Screwdriver
Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job
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When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.
"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"
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A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
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Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.