fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

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I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction

I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

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