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A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.
"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"
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When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.
Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
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Your a cluster fuck of stupidity.
Could you kindly go fuck your hat.
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Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'
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A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
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A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.
Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.