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N. A tactic used by lawyers to distract an adversary with seeming inattention and incompetence as to the matter at hand while actually preparing to destroy his case by surprise.

"I learned that my client was a bigamist only after the D.A. pulled the fuckaround fuck on me."

by Ishtamo October 17, 2007

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Jose Fuckaround

1) Typically a military term used to refer to someone who is refusing to disclose their full knowledge about a particular subject or issue. 2) When someone looses total control of a situation due to their incompetence or lack of leadership abilities.

1) I think this guy is playing Jose Fuckaround with me because he isn't telling me shit!

2) You need to stop playing Jose Fuckaround and get these guys back to work!

3) That guy is playing Jose Fuckaround because he isn't getting shit done!

4) This has turned into a real Jose Fuckaround!

by 1BMF January 2, 2010

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The Fuckarounds

There are times when you are at work or at school and you feel like doing nothing more than just fucking around. this is when you know that you have a severe case of The Fuckarounds.

Dude1: Bro, what is wrong with you, you haven't done really anything all day??

Dude2: I don't know what to tell you except that I have a severe case of the Fuckarounds.

Dude1: Enough said, bro, take your time.

by Big Dick of The West September 7, 2014


The FuckArounds

An illness where you have the constant need to either fuck with someone or something; stranger or friend at the expense of everyone besides you. It never ending and you are completely powerless to it. Select few catch it from time to time; but there are those who woke up with it one morning and has not toned down a bit. A severe case of The FuckArounds.

"Is Sunny still trying to set the neighbors front door on fire?"

"Sunny has been over there since 3am two days ago chasing the neighbors wiener dog down with a hotdog bun and a bottle of ketchup yelling "GEET INN MYY BELLAY" The doctor said he'll have The FuckArounds for atleast another week or two. Said there's no cure and it'll only get worse."

"Lord have mercy on the world..."

by SunnyDewany April 12, 2016