fuckee

A new definetion for this, my friend and i made:

N. a man or woman that if given the opportunity, you wud fuck them on the spot.

if referring to a celebrity: a fuckee is that famous person that, even though completly unatainable, you wud definetly have sex with if given the chance

if referring to a more realistic person: a fuckee is someone who is deemed "fuckable"

Girl: OMG. I was almost orgasmic. tyson beckford is on tv right now!
guy: obviously, he is one of your fuckees.

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fuckee

VERY VERY stupid person..

<nick> hi, i ma eh a dumb
<|-_-> stfu fuckee

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Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

donkey fuckee

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys

Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees

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Fuckee

Specifically, the person being fucked.

Howard: Yo I made Ashlee my fuckee, she gave me a nice blowjob.

Carl: I don’t need to hear your little wet dream stories.

Howard: Oh fuck you, faggot.

Carl: Thanks, bro, you too :)