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Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.
That guys such a muppet fuck
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When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.
Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!
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sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
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A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.