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Fuck A Duck

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

by QuackMeNicely November 5, 2009

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fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.

After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.

by Moontos December 23, 2006

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Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018


fuck a duck

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

by Anonymous August 30, 2002

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fuck a duck

being surprised by somthing or someone.

well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!

by siliman rebrag December 4, 2004

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Fuck A Duck

An expression used when frustrated

Person 1: Layouts for the next week?

Person 2: Fuck A Duck!!

by JasonHunt July 15, 2011

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fuck a duck

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

by JaXceE April 11, 2003

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