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Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.
Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.
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The feeling i've got rn
sup, homie, what ur xbox gamer tag wanna play with someone and i wanna fucking die but that's not relevant rn so drop it
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What white girls say when they don't get starbucks...
Hey Becka, I couldn't get starbucks today, I wanna fucking die.
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Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys
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When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease
No seriously. This is a reference to Breaking Bad season 1 episode 4, when Walter Junior, upset and in turmoil over his father's lung cancer diagnosis, outrages at his farther's hopelessness. His mother, Skyler White, is visibly distraught and in shock. Walter White, his father, is facially ambiguous, but I suggest that he is turned on by the unexpected lash out. The abruptness and out-of-pocketness makes this one of the funniest lines in Breaking Bad, nay, in American television.
The writers could well have ended the entire TV show by having Walter White die right then and there and rolling the credits. In fact, this would have been a totally viable ending to a long-winded story and would have prevented the rise of the crack-addicted, mentally unstable Breaking Bad community. Just imagine a world free from crack-heads yelling "JESSE WAKE UP" in public.
The phrase is most often unintentionally used by rage-quitting gamers; specifically, Minecraft zealots when they have two hearts, no shield, and three skeletons are raping them. The phrase also features in many political debates when the opposition runs out of rebuttals and resorts to crude insults, because, after all, this is the best way to assert yourself in discourse.
*3000-word assignment exists*
Professor: "You already have a lenient 5-day period to complete the short-release assignment. However, given the astounding number of simple extensions, we have decided to provide a 2-day blanket extension."
Students: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
You: *empty a Vietnamese War amount of bug spray on a cockroach*
Cockroach: *moves*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Osama bin Laden: *becomes the most elusive terrorist leader in history*
Americans: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
Stranger approaching you with a clipboard and optimism: "How do you feel ab-"
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
*waiter places your food in front of you*
Waiter: "Enjoy!"
You: *accidentally* "You too."
Waiter: *eats your food*
You: "Why don't you just fucking die already?"
A crack-filled fandom role playing game on livejournal that is made of win. Populated mainly by characters from anime/manga, Joss Whedon shows, superhero comics, the occasional movie or novel, and also purple gorillas, toucans, tentacle monsters, zombies, bizarre plants, audience hecklers, sadistic sentient laptops, and viruses that made you turn into things. And sex, alcohol, refined sugar, and tampons are banned, but that doesn't stop the badtouching.
Audeince: Hi, welcome to Camp Fuck You Die, would you like some involuntary marriage and bodyswitching with that brain-rape? XDDD
Ninja: ...
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