like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag

1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.

Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.

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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.

Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.