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a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.
"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"
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1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.
2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.
1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...
2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
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Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
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Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.
Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.
DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.
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British slang for a dumbass jackoff.
Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!
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Idiot (generally male) that makes suggestions or comments without first considering the feeling of others.
Don't tell me that now you Fuckwit!
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Noun: a person who is ridiculously idiotic. 1. super obnoxious 2. dumb as fuck 3. fucking dumb ass etc.
"Goddamn you Justin Bieber, you're such a fuckwit for having that type of hair."
"Did you see JC last night? He is such a fuckwit to think he could get that girls number."
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