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1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.
2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.
1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...
2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
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Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
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Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.
Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.
DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.
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British slang for a dumbass jackoff.
Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!
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Idiot (generally male) that makes suggestions or comments without first considering the feeling of others.
Don't tell me that now you Fuckwit!
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Noun: a person who is ridiculously idiotic. 1. super obnoxious 2. dumb as fuck 3. fucking dumb ass etc.
"Goddamn you Justin Bieber, you're such a fuckwit for having that type of hair."
"Did you see JC last night? He is such a fuckwit to think he could get that girls number."
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A person of belligerently low intelligence, often this can manifest itself as religious conviction. In the very worse cases this can become creationism, they continue to believe the nonsense regardless of the bizarreness of the theology and huge amounts of evidence to the contrary, this is willing, sought after idiocy, raised up and praised as faith.
Dogs were domesticated shortly after the creation of the universe. You sir, are a fuckwit.
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