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full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.

Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.

by cariboulou2013 November 2, 2009

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Full Retard in Love

The usual feeling one gets despite having been in numerous relationships and ignoring that sooner or later it'll end.

Predominately occurs with older teens and 20-somethings.

Only ignorance allows you to go full retard in love.

by Awrex December 15, 2011


Go full retard

when an actor portrays a mentally disabled character as *totally* mentally disabled, with few if no redeeming values. Oftentimes in Hollywood, actors are known to sink to the lowest common denominator, and try to play mentally disabled characters in what are really shameless attempts to win audience and critic sympathy, in what is usually a desperate bid for an Oscar. Sometimes, playing a mentally disabled character actually *does* result in winning an Academy Award, so long as you *don't* "go full retard":

That is, the mentally disabled character *should* face some obstacles, but also have some redeeming values (an "idiot savant"). For example, Dustin Hoffman in "Rain Man" was "mentally disabled" but he was really an autistic mathematical genius. Tom Hanks in "Forrest Gump" was mentally handicapped, but it still a very functional individual and in his own way, charming in his honest if simple morality to people me meets, and further, he has some real above-average talents, such as being an Olympic-level ping pong player and an excellent long-distance runner.

However, this doesn't work if the actor's performance as the mentally disabled character has *absolutely* no redeeming values and is indeed "full retard" mode: a character that is utterly handicapped mentally and really has no "hidden surprise talents"; this ends up just being a film following an average mentally disabled person around for the whole run time.

Such was infamously the case with Tugg Speedman's flop movie "Simple Jack". That is not to say that Speedman gave a lazy performance: on the contrary, he spent untold hours studying mentally disabled people until he could perfectly imitate what such a person would act and sound like.

The problem is...that's not what Oscar-voters want to see. They don't want to see the struggles of a mentally disabled person in everyday life. What gets the Oscar votes in such performances are unrealistic "idiot-savants" who while mentally handicapped, might be really good at mathematics, or a good painter, etc. etc.

In and of itself, this means that ironically, Hollywood isn't actually interested in films about what real mentally handicapped people are like; they're interested in movies about characters who have a few mental handicaps, but are also capable of unrealistically extraordinary things.

What Speedman did, actually trying to portray a character as *fully* mentally handicapped without any "hidden talents", is a death sentence for a film.

This is why actors in films that actually portray what real-life mentally handicapped people are like, such as Cuba Gooding Jr in "Radio", or Sean Penn in "I Am Sam", have failed to win Oscars for their performances.

In short, an actor should never "go full retard" if they expect to make a successful Oscar vehicle.

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man. Looked Retarded. Acted Retarded. NOT retarded. He could count toothpicks, cheat at cards. Autistic. Sure. NOT retarded. Tom Hanks' Forest Gump. Slow? Yes. Retarded? Maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon, and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded! Peter Sellers, "Being There", infantile? Yes. Retarded? No.

You went full retarded man. You never go full retard.

Don't believe me? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I am Sam. Went full retard. Went home empty handed."

by William Rookwood August 14, 2008

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Full retard

Another word for libtard. Typically used by internet conservatives and Republicans (who get information from poorly sourced/low-factual accuracy outlets).

Timmy: California has gone *full retard*, according to Breitbart it is full of radical-leftists and Antifa.
Bob: Whatever you say, Timmy.

by Jorolb December 6, 2020

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Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

by Phinton May 25, 2009

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Full retard

Become a California Democrat. Or a liberal judge that strips citizens of their constitutional rights like the second amendment. Or antifa thugs that suppress freedom of speech through violence or terrorism. Full retard.

I moved to California and went full retard and voted for Newsome, Biden, and other liberal losers

by Trump is awesome December 6, 2020

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Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

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