Full Monty

Trad. Slang: Brit. Royal Navy,

A Full Monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

If you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies - if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

The act of having the Beard and Moustache together is known as "having the Full Monty".

Crewman 1: "Look at the Face lace on that bloke!"
Crewman 2: "At least He's got the Full Monty."

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Full Monty

When you get everything on the days lunch menu: the main item, the secondary item, the vegetable, the fruit, and the desert. A "full monty" day is very very rare and occurs only about once every quarter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the lunch menu for today!?!
Guy 2: YEAH DUDE! Its a total full monty !

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Full Monty

Full Monty is another word for 6 sixes in an over which is the maximum number of runs possible from a completed over with six consecutive legal balls.

Ravi Shastri 'Yuvraj has completed the FULL MONTY'

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full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

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