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a woman's pussy that smell bad.
when she pulled down her panties,i could smell her funky monkey,i then said can we just cuddle.
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Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"
"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
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a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
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a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.
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what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.
I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.
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v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.
n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.
I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.
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