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A furt can be defined simply as a fart that hurts. This is usually the result of chapped asshole, extraordinary flatulence, or other common ass problems.
Mike- I ate so much cabbage and beans last night that I had terrible furts.
Meghan- Did you try chapstick on the asshole?
Mike- No because I only have mentholated chapstick, and if I put it on my asshole I won't be able to eat it.
Meghan- I think I ate your chapstick.
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When one is to drop a gargantuan turd but blast a fart halfway through causing a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
Dude i'm sorry i just took a fat furt in your toilet
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When you rip a fart so hard it can hurt for days.
A couple days ago I furted and my ass still hurts.
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1. acronym: fucked up right there.
Typically preceded by "that's"
Jimmy: dude, check out this youtube of "Funky Forest - After School Club"
Jeb: Dude! That's FURT!
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"The other night I ate so much beans and cabbage that I got the furts and had trouble sitting down.
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A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing
Hey joey , you smell like furts