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futch

Instead of sayin fuck.

Where the Futch is he?

by GM April 30, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


Futch

Futch and the futch scale were created online by reddit lesbians as a joke. However, the design was taken seriously and spread through the internet which spread misinformation about stone butch and high femme identities and made futch seem like a legit identifier when it's in actuality, a mockery of femme and butch history. Stone butch doesn't inherently mean hyper masculinity and high femme doesnt inherently mean hyper femininity. Stone identities refer to intimate boundaries some femmes and butches have during intercourse or in everyday life. Futch isnt a genuine identity because while femme and butch have history, culture and meaning beyond clothes and appearance, futch is simply a lazy combination of the two that disregards the history and culture behind those identifiers. It's totally valid to not be femme or butch, but futch was started as a joke and isnt a valid lesbian identifier. Non aligned lesbians are hella valid and so are chapstick lesbians!! Androgynous lesbians and lesbians who don't fit into femme or butch in general are great! But calling yourself futch is an insult to butch and femme culture. And if you're not a lesbian and you use lesbian identifiers, you're even more insulting to our culture, please educate yourself!! Bi and pan women have their own identifiers (stag, doe and tomcat) the futch scale is fun to use as a meme but at the end of the day, that's all it is, a joke.

"Man, that futch scale meme has a cool color scheme but people are using it to spread misinformation about lesbian identifiers, not cool dude"

by peony femme July 12, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


futch

the sweetest guy in the world who is like a brother to me and i also use to live close to him but now i moved but i still will never forget my big brother futcharoo!!!

damn...look at futch smoke that dutch

by kt mack March 12, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Futch

A word used only to describe the amazing shittyness of the dregs of our society today.

Also a mixture of the word Fuck and Bitch, so you can have one word to use if you change your mind in the middle of the word fuck.

"Dude, you're such a futch"

by Li was here August 3, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


Futch scale

A scale of different โ€œtypesโ€ of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
โ€ขHigh Femme
โ€ขFemme
โ€ขButchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
โ€ขFutch
โ€ขSoft Butch
โ€ขButch
โ€ขStone Butch

Person A: โ€œWhere do you fall on the futch scale?โ€
Person B: โ€œIโ€™m a soft butch.โ€

by lesbeans are valid February 11, 2018

33๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


futch

a large man-like female who is fat and butch.

dude, that chicks futch!!!

by leebee May 15, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Futch

When someone you realy hate is a fucking bitch!

you were such a FUTCH yesterday!!

by crazy stevey January 16, 2008

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