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Stands for "Fuck Why Me".(fuckwhyme.com) It is also a site where people share funny embarrassing stories ending with FWM.
My gf and I were kissing and things started to get hot so I put my hand down her pants and started fingering her. A few seconds later she starts screaming... I just finished eating buffalo wings, and forgot to wash my hands. FWM
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"Filled With Mirth"
mirth/mษrTH/
Noun:
Amusement, esp. as expressed in laughter.
To replace the short hand "LOL" and "haha"
Jim- "Why does the seagull fly over the sea?"
Sally- "IDK, Y?"
Jim-"Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel."
Sally- "FWM!"
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Flying while Muslim similar to DWB -driving while black
Man fuck this fwm shit -- why you gotta tar the 1.5 billion regular folk just cause some crazy mothafuckers said they muslim and they blew up shit? We aint blame all the italians for the mafia, we aint blame all crime on blacks and hispanics. We don't call crime a 'black problem' like pete king called terrorism a 'muslim' problem.
Nah fuck this fwm - i aint being profiled in my own God damn country!
When someone is Muslim or looks like they could be Muslim (sikhs) and they trying to fly, watch out for the 'random' screening.
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fight with mother
when you've just had a major row with your mother over spending too much time not paying attention to her.
mother: "what are you doing in your room all day? can't you do any house work"
daughter: "sorry mother. just a little busy."
mother: "Shout shout shout"
big arguement- FWM
mother: "get ready - going out for dinner NOW!"
will be back soon <3
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Guy 1: Ashley made me breakfast then gave me head
Guy 2: she's definitely FWM
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a fwm playlist is a playlist you play when you have people in the car. you gotta play songs or artists that are known/likable so they continue to fwu or be friends with you
drey pickin up his friends
*right before they get in*
โi gotta put on my fwm playlist rq*
*playlist has durk, drake, rod wave, boogie, tjay, etc.*