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When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up
"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"
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(n.) A homosexual man that inhales the products of combustion when another homosexual man ignites a fart in his face is said to be a fyre eater.
Did you see the singe on Tim's mustache? He's a REAL "fyre eater"!
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Any of the flawed, fraudulent “national emergencies” promoted by the President in order to con his deluded base.
The border national emergency is a Reichstag Fyre Festival for mouthbreathing Trump supporters on Twitter. Except for Ann Coulter. Because even she’s not that stupid.
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a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop
see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon
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Fyre denial or Fyre denial stage.
When something is seemingly falling apart and everything evidences that but you’re in denial.
‘On a scale of Marie Kondo to Fyre festival, how together is your life right now?’
‘Still at the Fyre denial stage to be honest’
‘It’s fine, everything will be fine. Just need to suck some dick for water...everything’s going to work out’
To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.
“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”