G-shock

When you pull a hot blonde girl,
Get her naked for the first time only to discover she has ginger pubic hair and she is a deceitful liar.

Hey Anthony did you do that blonde bird on Saturday night?
No I didn't she had ginger pubes I got G-shock and couldn't get a boner

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Batman G-Shock

Studying alone; meditation

"Wanna go out for drinks?"
"Nah, I wanna Batman G-shock"

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G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.

Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock