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A term for the effect created by certain people who give the impression that their eyes are following a pair of sweet boobs. When such a person is viewed from any angle, the subject's eyes still appear to be looking straight at the incredible and awesome boobs.
Note to self: Never take Johnny to the beach again, he keeps creeping girls out with his boobiquitous gaze.
The act of people watching as they walk by in airport, train or bus terminal with the sole purpose of passing the time to reduce boredom while waiting for your flight, train or bus.
My flight was delayed 3 hours, so I passed the time terminal gazing.
The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.
"Man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her"
"We all do sometimes, bro"
LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.
SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.
"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."
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The act of two bros staring at each other, inspiring one of them to over come whatever challenge they are facing, usually within ten seconds of meeting his bro's gaze.
Joe was knocked down in a boxing match, and looked like he would lose the fight. However, he met the Bro Gaze of his bro Moe. Therefore Joe, bro of Moe, was able to get back up and KO his opponent in a single strike.
The look you get when you realize how you recognize the guy you've just locked eyes with
"Dude, I was at the movie theater and I gave this guy a Grindr Gaze. I wonder if he recognized me..."
When someone on g+ posts a non smiling, deer in headlights pic to get you to look at them...usually sexually.
Me: +Matt Makowsky you're a creeper.
MM: no, that's just my rape gaze.
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