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I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls
I am a Muslim girl I don’t like bad guys and girls
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NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND
- Marina Diamandis.
one of the best songs by marina!!
hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?
istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
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Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
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how to greet your nonbinary friend
“hey man it’s nice to see you”
“hey girl i mean they”
WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD
mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE
an internet girl. an internet addicted teenage girl. a girl addicted to her computer. an 8-bit slut. the succubi of the internet. drives up electric bills with extreme electronic usage. found in the trashiest corners of the interweb. digital media scalper. adrenaline and electronic junkie. speaks in code and kaomojis. hoards video game consoles, flip phones, and various computers. enjoys internet spelunking.
that girl online that you like isn’t real! she’s just an i-girl!
there are differences between e-girls and i-girls! but both of them are degenerates.