GLG

Also known as "Garden Level Girl"... this basic bitch typically resides on the "Garden Level" aka basement of an apartment building with an average rent of $1600.00 +. As glorious as it may sound, this girl will only have one window of nourishing light for her bounty load of plants. Her deep roots will intertwine with yours if you're lucky.

Rachel: Wow, look at those plants down there, it looks like a glorious garden!
Partner: How does she do it ... with one window.
Rachel: That's GLG for yah ... always naturally fertile!

GLG

To be extremely good looking. A good looking guy. An affirmation of confidence.

I’m such a GLG. You’re a GLG. Omg he’s so fine what a GLG.