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The place where people go to buy hair grease
Hey! Wanna go on vacation to Greece?
Why would you go on vacation to a store you fucking idiot?
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Greece Is the place what is turk
The people are dumb idiots who think Alexander is greek but it’s macedonian
And The people are angry for nothing
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Being complety broke
On a scale of 1 to Greece, how broke are you?
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One of the most fucked up countries in the world that yet is awesome. Liquor can be bought by any age, there are domestic cigarettes and women vary from church-girl to rambunctious slut. Lots of great destinations to visit, from sandy coasts to forests to mountaintops. Food is so awesome you'll be poor in 2 days after buying excessively many plates.
Greece also has a lot of friendly people, especially the older generation, that upon realising you're a tourist will start treating you with traditional foods, drinks and even music, but will charge your ass off in the end. Still, you won't mind because you'll have had a great time.
Avoid dark city streets because you'll be compromising your safety, and always look at the price tags before you start talking.
-Imma go to Greece for summer.
-That's rad, get a lot of condoms and money, cuz you'll be spending your ass off on women you'll need the condoms for!
-I ate a weird greek sandwich-ish called "gyros".
-Last time I ate that, I booked holidays to Greece for the next 3 years.
-Greece isn't only culture and ancient history. It's also nightlife and crazy fun!
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a supermassive anus.
greece is the worlds ass hole
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The birthplace of the western world.
Pythagoras was from Greece.
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Beautiful country with moutains and seas. Also with crazy people who don't know how to drive. Country with no drinking age.
I can't wait until I visit Greece this Summer!
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