Garden State Parkway
it runs the length of new jersey, exits numbers go by mile (higher numbers in the north), and gives most jersey kids their only sense of geography.
hence the joke (which isn't used as a joke here in jersey, its asked in all seriousness) what exit are you?
nobody really calls it the GSP. that confuses people. its just, the parkway.
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Get Some Pussy - Acronym
As men we canβt provide our fellow brothers with VIRG embarrassment by discussing PRIVATE matters freely. Therefore use this to speak in code to hide the embarrassment or make fun of a 5 foot simping ass no coochie havin ass bitch boy
βGSP Bro, like fr GSPβ - Fellow Sex Haver
Global Smash Power. Can mean 2 things:
1. Your online rating at a character in SSBU, which is calculated POORLY.
2. Prostitution count from several countries.
Person 1: My GSP is like 2 million... Kinda sucks...
Person 2: WHAT? MINE IS LIKE 9 YOU NOT EVEN THAT HOT.
Person 1: You're that bad at Smash Bros?
Person 2: ...Yeeeeaaah... Smash Bros...
Gay Sensory Perception. The acute ability to sense homosexuality in others.
My GSP is telling me that that guy is gay.
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Most commonly known as Garden State Plaza.
Home to most of the 973/201 scene/guido kids of North Jersey.
If you go to exit '15' you will most likely find most of these scenesters/guidos smoking a cigarette, or talking about how they don't want to be there; when they all know they do, since they come back every-week.
If the scenesters/guidos are not at exit '15' you will most likely find them in most of the following places; because they probably got kicked out by one of the asshole security guards:
- 'The stairs'.
- Exit '14'.
- Wendy's.
- The family bathroom.
- Sarku Japan.
- Taco Bell.
- The food court.
- Hot topic.
GSP is notorious for fights that will never really happen & walking in on someone having sex in the family bathroom.
Let's not forget, you can always roll face, or smoke a blunt.
or be cool and smoke hookah.
Kid 1: Are you going to GSP tonight?!
Kid 2: YEAH!!!!!!!! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FIGHT! and do yah wanna roll?!?!?
Kid 1: Sure man, can i get a boge?
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The abbreviation for German Shorthaired Pointer. A GSP is a dogused for huntingspecifically 'pointing'(Seeing, then notifying the shooter with a lifting of any one paw) and retrieving small game.
A: Why is that dog's paw raised and bent?
B: He has probably seen a bird or some shit.
A: What breed of dog is that
B: It's a GSP, if you don't know what that stands for look it up on urban dictionary motherfucker.
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you don't want to go to the GSP or you will get ass raped by a midget named paco and be forced to join his club
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