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Galactically Stupid

When something obvious is not recognized by someone who sees that obvious thing on a regular basis, this level of stupidity is reached.

Lois Lane is galactically stupid for not realizing that Superman is actually Clark Kent.

by GravitySuit July 18, 2008

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galactic sponge

a sponge that has passed through many bongos on spore then sprouted up like a little bean

The galactic sponge bit nibbler on his birthday.

by Taco Burrito Mosquito Fofito May 31, 2011


Galactic Senate

At the height of its rule, the Galactic Republic was governed by a body of Senators representing the many worlds of the galaxy. Within the cavernous Senate rotunda, hundreds of politicians would fill the viewing platforms that lined the curved walls. When a Senator wished to speak, the platform would detach and float to the center of the auditorium for all to see.

As the Republic grew, so too did graft and corruption. Like the greatest of trees, able to withstand attack from the outside, the Republic began to rot from within. Interest in the common good fell to individual agendas. Senators accumulated wealth and influence by exploiting a bureaucracy too bloated and sluggish to stop them.

This all changed when Palpatine declared himself Emperor and instituted a New Order. He did away with the corruption, and by the time of the Galactic Civil War, the Senate was disbanded.

Related: Galactic Republic Galactic Empire Palpatine Coruscant

by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004

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galactic empire

(from the movie series, "star wars")chancellor palpatine turned the re public into an empire

stormtrooper: for the galactic empire!

by hooter stumpfuk February 13, 2006

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galactic cunt

2 meanings
1. The biggest of all cunts in the entirety of existence.
2. The most amazing vagina even imaginable.

"That is the most ignorant, most stupid asshole ever. They a galactic cunt."
"That's the vagina of all vagina's, the best of the best...it's the galactic cunt."

by M4NVVHORE December 17, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. Iโ€™m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020


galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.

you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!

by Anna S April 22, 2006