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The largest shit whole in up state Ny. Its filled with disease infested Rednecks, and wanna be "Gangsters" The town consists of 2 bad convinces stores a falling down school.
Person one: You been to the little shit hole called Galway Ny yet?
Person Two: Whats a "Galway"?
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An irritating song originally written by Steve Earle and later re-recorded by Sharon Shannon and Mundy. The song is basically about some idiotic dude who falls in love with this random girl from Galway in Ireland who then leaves him. The Mundy version was a huge hit in Ireland, reaching number 1.
Nob Nation's version, the Galway Whore, is much better.
Me: So... d'you wanna go shopping or something?
Friend: Sure... hey, what's that strange sound?
Me: SHIT! My mum's playing the fucking Galway Girl again! RUN!!!
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A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.
Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.
It's OK......there's the E-Way Cafe with slushies, popcorn, and more stuff then i can count. And GTV, which are sometimes fun but the ads are OLD AS HELL. It's also preeeetty small too. (at least we can have our own band stands for our music) There's a WIDE diversity of students, including vapers, creeps, and much more hell. Also the vape detectors don't work. The sports team are either the best soon-to-be NFL players or they're absolute ASS. Oh well.....Forgot to mention the school is basically in three parts: Elementary, Middle School, and Highschool. It is really hard to navigate especially if you're new. And the 6th graders are short as hell, and they act like they're better than the 7th graders (THEY AREN'T) K-5 are cringe, and everyone above was ok, depending on some other factors. So with this information do what you will.
Person 1: "Dude, Galway Central School is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's Slushies and other stuff!
Person 2: "It has its flaws."
Person 1&3: "EXCUSE ME???"
Person 3: "It's HORRID!"
Person 2: "-sigh-" (facepalms)
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Galway New York is a small rural town in northern New York. Sparsely populated with people but densely populated with cows. Local past times include: heavy drinking, watching nascar, adding additions to trailer homes built from road signs, racism, cow tipping, eating dirt, being republican, hating any,every and all democratic president, riding tractors to school and the occasional experimental procreation with farm animals.
Galway is best known for spotty cell service and possessing a Gas Station used only by the locals and those who run out of gas while traversing the no mans land between Saratoga and Amsterdam. The hopping downtown possesses a single streetlight, a small grocery store which employs the highschool dropouts, a large feed store for the abundant cow population and a volunteer fire department that employs the current services of the future dropouts.
Its highschool is a Frankenstein monster of buildings from different eras with one dating all the way back to when it was a one room schoolhouse, twenty years ago.
I drove through Galway New York yesterday for the first and last time.
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Its a school filled with people who think their ghetto but actually are not. The kindgerardners act really cringe. Same goes for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders. 4th graders think their more mature than the 5th graders, but are not. The 5th graders get shorter every single year, and it annoys them because some of the 3rd graders are taller than them. Thats it.
Mom 1: What school is Jakey going too?
Mom 2: Galway Elementary School.
It’s when you receive a moist blumpkin on the shitter, followed up with a warm bowl of haggis.
Hello Sinead, that was a wonderful Galway Gulp, I won’t be able to get this smell off for days.