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One who's job it is to make sure that the 17 simple to follow rules that are shown to you when you sign up to Gamefaqs, are followed.
Violate any of the rules in any way, and your message will be deleted. If it is a severe offense, you'll get even worse punishment.
Quit bitching and just follow the fucking rules.
f*** - censor bypass. not allowed.
you're a dick - flaming.(insulting) not allowed.
The xbox sucks because it weighs 9 lbs - trolling.(encouraging flames) not allowed.
Where can I get an earthbound rom? - Ileagal Activities. Not allowed.
Everyone go to blahblah.com! - Spam. Not allowed.
I got a handjob in the bathroom once and jizzed in the girls face - Offensive posting. Not allowed.
This is off topic but... - Off Topic Posting. Not allowed, even if you announce it is off topic.
The boss at the end turns out to be a woman - Spoilers without warning. Not allowed.
fsjdkl;afjk!!KJJi88*!! - Disruptive Posting. Not allowed.
Let's all invade the nintendo board - Flooding/Invading/Board wars. Not allowed.
I'm Bill Gates - Impersonation. Not allowed.
I'm going to find you and rape you - Harrasment/Stalking. Not allowed.
If you do this, you can get free karma - Bugs and Exploits. Not allowed.
Robots/Posting Bots. Not allowed.
Other. I.e. anything that isn't written here but clearly doesnt belong on the board. Not allowed.
Now follow them and don't complain when the mods just do their job.
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These fine people that dedicate their spare time and effort, tirelessly deleting messages that wouldn't offend a two year old.
Irratable, cranky, constantly afflicted with the condition known as sand in your vagina-itis, they seek to do nothing more and nothing less than ruining jokes, deleting stories, and violating little children with large phallic objects.
How do you become a GameFAQs moderator?
Well, here's what you need:
1. An account older than two years with a clean moderation record. Basically, you must have an account where you basically post "hi" once a month for two years.
2. A unending desire to narc on strangers.
3. Unending loyalty to a flawed, inherently racist code of laws. Read the rules. The moderators can delete any message for any reason whatsoever. It's true. You can read ever rule and follow them to the letter, but you'll still get moderated.
4. You must be a person that derives joy from ruining the fun of others. This is probably the most important rule.
5. A total of twelve smirf or similar services t0 CjayC, owner and sell-out-er of GameFAQs. Also note that you must forever refer to him as Master, and must wear a gimp mask to look especially imposing.
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Dude, I just got modded for asking a simple question!"
"What'd you ask?"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
"Message deleted by the request of a Moderator"
Moderator: Wow. This is fun. Maybe I should go murder some orphans and violate their corpses. Wait, no. That's what we did yesterday.
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Someone with no sense of humor who will ban you for posting a link to this page in your signature.
This account has been banned from posting any further messages on GameFAQs. Bans are only given out by the site administrator, and only for severe and/or repeated TOS violations. This ban is permanent; this account can no longer be used.
You have been banned from this site. Because I'm a Gamefaqs Moderator and therefore, automatically, a fag.
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Emissaries of the worst gaming site this side of Gamespot and servitors to the infernal jag CJayC.
Think Ring Wraiths only meaner, nerdier, with less professionalism and (despite a Ring Wraith being dead and evil with no body) less chance of getting laid....and less fashion sense.
Known for extreme corruption. Using the term moderator is akin to a slap in the face of anyone whose actually cared about the site they moderate.
Traits include:
1. Selective moderating.
2. Back-assward logic.
3. Blatant bias.
4. Extreme corruption.
5. Laziness.
6. Cowardice.
7. Power mongering.
8. Overall dickish-ness. (Thank you Jon Stewart)
A Gamefaqs Moderator helled me for using the term "bichin" to describe Captain Planet's mullet under "censor bypass" rules.
I figured since it mearly contains the word blocked but presents none of the offensive nature (Bart Simpson used it) and has never been considered a curse word, I'd be fine. I've always minded the Censor system. This was bullshit.
Meanwhile a nearby thread spent several pages calling homosexuals "abominations". Though the thread "why do the moderators allow so much trolling?" was quickly deleted. The trolling continued btw....
Another user:
"I can't believe I was modded for telling this troll off but the troll went unpunished! God the mods are corrupt."
My thread under petitions/suggestions was deleted:
Title: Petition: Eliminate Moderator Anonymity
Reason: Off topic posting.
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1. The person in charge of repeatedly clicking the "ban" button.
2. The same person when he's in a good mood, so that he presses the "warn" button once for every 9 bannings.
2. The person in charge of repeatedly clicking the "uphold moderation" button.
This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator
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A species that carries two varieties:
Variety 1-A sincerely respectable and competent person who enforces reasonable rules and gives fair punishments. Unfortunately, is a incredibly rare breed.
Variety 2-A cranky person who takes things too seriously, mods people for saying things they don't like or agree with (regardless of the rules), and will instinctively play the rule lawyer game when called out on it. Will also frequently single out sole examples of the perceived rule breaking while blowing off other posters doing equal or worse.
A Variety 2 Gamefaqs Moderator in action:
"Topic deleted by mod due to being off topic"
Poster-But my topic involved various characters from the game and discussed them. And there are a crapload of topics that are just as much off topic such as crappy VS threads and yapping about your retarded fetishes threads.
Mod-Don't care. Don't like your thread. I like reading posters go on about how Sonic's furry power beats Mario, repeat unfunny memes, and go on about what underage cartoon characters they'd like to bone.
Poster-Fag.
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And here's another example:
Poster-"Posts his opinion on something that others don't agree with"
Mod-"Deletes post for trolling"
Poster-The Hell? I didn't post that to annoy other users or incite some flamewar. I was just posting my opinion.
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And another example:
Poster: "Posts in topic that's now about a game where a black guy goes around killing white people by asking if the game will have fried chicken"
Mod: "Uses mod powers for some reason even though the post wasn't any more offensive than others in the topic that weren't modded whatsover."
Poster:''Is suspended, and doesn't get the chance to contest the moderation"
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Gamefaqs moderators are power flaunting people who's only enjoyment is giving the B7axe to innocent users who's only crime is using their right to unlimited posts.
Gamefaqs Moderator: Hey look it's Lesbian_in_a_Box, I'll just ban him because he's so much better looking than me.
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