gao

Acronym: Genitals Above Ovaries, formed into a word through constant use.

Pronounced "gay-oh".

Meaning "vagina" (in an offensive manner towards males, i.e. in the same way "pussy" is), although grammatically incorrect due to translation from foreign language.

Origin unknown.

For other uses see "man gao" or "niggao".

"You're such a gao! Ask her the fuck out already."

"That dudes wedgie/cameltoe looks like mad man gao."

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Gao Gao Stego

It means "Bye bye bitch" in Dinosaur

I gtg so gao gao stego

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Gao

Of dubious sexuality. Unmanley.

Man, I totally blew it with that girl this weekend. It's like I don't even like women. I must be turning Gao.

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gaos

anything involving homosexuality or any other gay actions to the point they cause chaos.

Complete gaos happened when that guy tried to buy me a drink.

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Godfrey Gao

The first male asian supermodel. Orginated from Heaven but migrated to Taiwan. His name consists of a heavenly being in the form of a man. Probably the most handsome man alive without the use of cosmetic surgery. Able to captivate women around the world without removal of pants or the need to go topless. Innate ability to cause women to suffer from HPS (Horny Pussy Syndrome).

guy #1 : Geez that guy is hot!
girl #1 : somehow i feel a mad itch at my snatch..
guy #2 :duh, thats Godfrey Gao. He has the passive ability to cause HPS!

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Gao Kao

The Chinese equivalent of the SAT.

Harvard student: I looked at some of the Gao Kao questions and...OMG, let's just say if I grew up in China I'd be working in a dumpling factory right now.

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doya-gao

From Japanese doya-gao (ドヤ顔, どやがお). A smug face made after a win or something epic (or not). Doya-gao, because of this nature, tend to be irritating.

This word started in Kansai stand-up comedians, and became popular in the M-1 Grand Prix 2006, a manzai tournament. It was adopted quickly on the Internet, to the point where they had a whole TV program named with the word.

The Germans have a distinct word for it. It is "Backpfeifengesicht", which is a compound word that means "a face badly in need of a fist". Or a crowbar.

See also trollface, bitch slap, Umad? and Backpfeifengesicht.

"Yeah, I get it, that parkour was pretty cool. But stop giving me a doya-gao. It's getting on my nerves."

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