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An ancient family and/or order of ray-finned fish. Order Lepisosteiformes and family Lepisosteidae, which contains about seven species. They have a elongated snouts and bodies that are heavily armored by ganoid scales, and their jaws are filled with many small, sharp teeth. For some reason, their swim bladders can function as lungs and most of them occasionally come up for air. All gars are relatively large fish, but the alligator gar is the largest, sometimes even growing up to 9.8 feet in length. Gar flesh is edible and their hard skin and scales are often used by humans.
I was baffled when I found that the "gar" page on Urban Dictionary didn't have any definitions whatsoever relating to fish.
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A mentally unstable frog looking human
Person 1: YOOOO WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER VIDEO GUYS TODAY ME AND MY MUM ARE GOI-
Person 2: holy shit shut up you gar-gar
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A really sweet boy typically with brown hair and eyes. They have a strong, built body with an above average dick. He is super smart and passionate in anything he pursues. This type of guy usually is the one to stand up for his best girl friends at any time they need. He tends to crush hard on the girl of his dreams.
She is so lucky to have a Garred.
I know! I need my own friend to stand up like he does for her.
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1. To have a mancrush on someone.
2. Something incredibly manly.
"I am so gar for Archer."
"Gaogaigar is so incredibly GAR."
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When you go on Facebook chat and start to talk to a girl. You log off and on really quick. Then you say "dam it, Facebook chat never works for me, can I text you instead?" Bingo. You have successfully gotten there number. It is called The Gar because that is who invented it
Guy 1: Dude I really want to get Sally's number but I don't know how?!?!
Guy 2: Bro, use The Gar its worked for me 4 times!
-----------Later that Day-----------------
Guy 1:IT WORKED I GOT IT!!!
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