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Garfield-noun.Garfield is a multi dimensional demonic celestial being.who torturous Jon with his past dog odi,and all in all breaks all space and time every 2 minet . you should fear him greatly.
garfield:im sorry jon... :) jon:weres odi?? garfield:theres no use now jon.there is no use for praying to,for i have alredy killed your god. by the way,wheres my lazagna jon:noooooo garfield:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.
Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield
Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.
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A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
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1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever
2. I like cartoons hehe
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A bitch that ate all the lasagna
"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
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When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.
“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”
A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.
Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)
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