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when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!
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When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.
Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!
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When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.
"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"
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To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
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to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus
I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!
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1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?
No it's a garfunkel
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