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A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.
Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s
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v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way
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To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
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to take a giagantic shit which usually results in the bleeding of the anus
I garfunkelled in your mom's vagina last night!
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1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!
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A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.
Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!
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