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Gargamel

a judeah-imperialist-capitalist wizard who lives in a hobble with his orange cat and skruple his apprentice and hunts down those commie bastard smurfs and trys to boil them into gold or eat them but the smurfs always outsmart him

smurfs - after them skruple

by Brother_Number_One July 10, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


That Gargamel

To categorize something as negative. Simply not good. Total Garbage. Opposite of "That Fire."

"Man, you watchin' Go-Bots? That's that gargamel!"

"I used off brand deodorant, and I smell like a fish. That stuff is 'that gargamel'."

by Jarbartutuer December 11, 2006

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Gargamel

One who indulges in a long night of hard drink, I mean Martin Luther King Jr. Status, and then pursues one of the lady folk in an intimate manner usually characterized by much grabbing of her body parts and gibberish being spoken. The night for this person usually ends with him in the Penn State shower room horse playing with the young boys.

Sean was straight gargameling last night which is why he's now donating 10,000 dollars to the 2nd mile charity.

by Chickin Fingaz November 21, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


gargamel

A guy who tucks his male genitalia between his legs to see how he'd look if he was a woman.

Silence of the Lamb's "Buffalo Bill" is a gargamel for stuffing the boys between his legs and admires himself.

by paul-e-wog May 24, 2008

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Gargamelled

To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.

You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamelled

by Cronoz September 17, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lazy Gargamel

A sexual position that involves two midgets and a piece of rope.

Dude I picked these two bitches up from the circus and gave 'em a Lazy Gargamel!

by Psycheitout February 3, 2009


gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet

That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.

by jifter November 9, 2010