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A word to describe any feeling that you may have when there is seemingly no possible way to express it.
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A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.
Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.
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The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast
"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"
"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"
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Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.
Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!
Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?
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An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.
Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*
"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."
"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"
"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."
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gark is the sound of choking on a dick
Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah
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Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting
I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.
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