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Garret is an actual word with the meaning: dark, depressing attic.
It's also a given name mostly to males whose mothers or fathers thought it would be cute to misspell by leaving off the extra "t" at the end - as in "Garrett".
"Hey Molly, you run this box up to the garret?"
"Carolyn, you shouldn't have named your son 'Garret', now all the kids will nickname him 'attic'!"
Although I've only known one person with the given name "Garret", he's quite terrific. If you find yourself fortunate enough to meet a Garret, do so gently and with an open heart. He will rock your world.
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When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.
Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.
Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
A garret is a person who is hated by their parents and are usually under five feet tall but if you ask about their height the will lie to you
What's the name of that pedophile down the street?I think it was Garret
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Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.
Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.
Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."
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