garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

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Garth Brooks Elbow

To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.

When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.

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Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

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Garth Brookes Mother Fucker

A best friend turned enemy who is “burning bridges”.

Man, fuck Brandon he is the one who called the cops on me, that Garth Brookes Mother Fucker.