Gary

-Perfect
-Someone I'm in love with but could never have...
-Gives the best hugs
-Generous
-The best looking guy in the world
-Someone with GREAT hair
-Sexy

Gary - **hug**
Girl - **Dies From How Awesome His Hugs Are**

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Gary

The nicest guy ever, everyone loves him, he probably owns a bar and a cool vintage car. He's so incredibly nice he is cursed by the female gender.

Hey man, see that Gary over there, he deserves my wife.

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Gary

The most awesome man alive, has no trouble walking down the hallway in boxer shorts. Legendary man you can't help but love.

He is such a Gary.

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Gary

An asshole.

Specifically, Oprahs's asshole in the South Park episode entitled "A Million Little Fibers"

I'm oprah's Gary.

(located right behind Oprah's Minge)

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Gary

A man who is "good people".

"Gary, you are good people."

"Sydney, ...... you're good people."

And then laughter. :D

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Gary

A person who originates from Gibraltar, who lives in a tree house with the apes under the big blue god. They can only speak Gibraltarian and do not know what pork is.

Lizzy: What's that up in the trees?
Sophia: Oh that's just a Gary.

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Gary

A sex move that involves three people spooning where the person in the middle does all the work. The person in the middle is known as the "Gary". The "Gary" both gives and receives.

Three people having sex with each other while lying down facing the same direction. The only person that has to do any work is the person in the middle who is moving back and forth.
"I had sex with John and Mary last night, I was the Gary"

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